This post is most frustrating, liebster Feldheim: I don't want to read about the Tattler's latest haberdasheric escapades; I want to see them in all of their digitized splendor. I can only urge you to employ a small band of discreet intelligencers who would undertake to act as Tattler-photographing moles for the benefit of those of us unable to trail her ourselves--which we would surely do if only we had the wherewithal to do it. That her consort was handsome is hardly a consolation; indeed, it adds only insult to keen injury.
Being the mastermind behind "a small band of discreet intelligencers acting as Tattler-photographing moles" would be an odd occupation even for this blogger. However, I can suggest paying close attention to The Civic Center Blog. The camera-wielding SFMike crosses paths with the Opera Tattler on a regular basis & frequently posts the visual evidence.
This post is most frustrating, liebster Feldheim: I don't want to read about the Tattler's latest haberdasheric escapades; I want to see them in all of their digitized splendor. I can only urge you to employ a small band of discreet intelligencers who would undertake to act as Tattler-photographing moles for the benefit of those of us unable to trail her ourselves--which we would surely do if only we had the wherewithal to do it. That her consort was handsome is hardly a consolation; indeed, it adds only insult to keen injury.
ReplyDeleteBeing the mastermind behind "a small band of discreet intelligencers acting as Tattler-photographing moles" would be an odd occupation even for this blogger. However, I can suggest paying close attention to The Civic Center Blog. The camera-wielding SFMike crosses paths with the Opera Tattler on a regular basis & frequently posts the visual evidence.
ReplyDeleteThat's very funny Axel. Now we all want to see the dress and shoes and know the mystery man's identity
ReplyDeleteI suppose we will just all have to start attending more performances in the hopes of having our own Tattler sightings.
ReplyDeleteGood golly, Herr Feldheim! You certainly have made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad to have been a cause of amusement to you.
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